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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The poor kids can’t even afford coal and fall through the cracks.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Only the nice ones, the naughty poor children get free coal

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

But not the poor nice ones

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The poor nice ones get beaten by the naughty rich ones.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 2 weeks ago

... and by the "nice" rich ones.