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[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Almost, he didn't mention shooting the dog too

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then? scared

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

isaac-cry how about the person who called it in, then? Do they catch strays or are they also destined for a flashbang?

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Would you call the police if your house was on fire?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you don't even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Insurance will require a police report

And you do that online.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

of course not.

the cops are there for the smoke because it's black.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

I should have known cop