I read your comment and started reading the article. I started feeling a little self-conscious over my liberal use of Oxford commas, as his sentence structure wasn't that much different from mine. But then I got to my tenth fucking ", well," and ", frankly," and realized what you were upset about. This is, well, quite frankly, highly respectable journalism.

...yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man...

At least it's not AI