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Just pray that you are within a few miles of a detonation zone so you vaporize. Instant death. You do not want to be more than a few miles out of a blast zone; you're guaranteed a long painful death.
My plan for the apocalypse is to do all the drugs I always wanted to, see if anyone else is up for the sex and rock'n'roll part, and then pick a place with a nice view to jump from.
I'm not shitting my organs out in the metro, have fun dealing with the mutants yourself.
I'll finally get what I deserve then
Only as long as it takes to load a gun.
Exactly. Billions would starve and die of radiation after a nuclear world war, it’s much better to get caught in the blast instead.