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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

It also turns those that possesses it into complete psychopaths. Putin, MBS, Ayatollah fuckface that's machine gunning down protesters right now.

People get cars that run on it believing that their lives will better. But those cars turn into a prisons that they want to escape and they rage at anyone that causes them have to be in their metal prison for even a few seconds longer. Then we build all of our infrastructure so many people have to sit in these metal prisons for hours every day raging at other people in their metal prisons. Then people go into a great amount of debt to pay for their metal prisons so have to work more years, requiring them to be in those metal prisons even longer.

Mountains of Madness....