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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Day ruined, thank you