this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 103 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  • No SSN on that card and it’s not signed.
  • “United States Birth Certificate” is neither a Certificate of Live Birth Abroad nor marked for the particular domestic county of your birth.
  • That Driver’s License ain’t from my state
  • Incorrect number of stars on your flag
  • Hat is unworn
  • Francis Scott Key didn’t produce a modern recording of the anthem

Well, it looks like you might be trying to pull a fast one with all those fake documents and faux patriotism. Step out of the vehicle–you’re off to El Salvador.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 51 points 2 weeks ago

Not sure how to handle this one let's check the manual:

  1. Point
  1. Shoot

Damn I wish I could read

[–] Benaaasaaas@group.lt 5 points 2 weeks ago

This guy Papers Pleases