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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

get elected

gut food safety regulations

everyone gets parasites!

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

everyone has them already they just dont know it

What if we were the real parasites all along