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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You guys think Starbucks hasn't been waiting for Cthulhu's coming all this time to serve him? Black and green colors? That two-tailed mermaid? Yeah, that's Stæ'Rhabhuk, Holder of the Chalice and Slaker of the Dark Lord's Thirst.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I imagine His wet Highness takes his coffee with salted caramel.