Watches

This will be a gift from a bunch of long time friends to a friend that is not a watch wearer, but is never on time. Lately, he's forgetting outings due OR rocking up a day early

Not ready for dementia/alzhmers yet (thou I'd love to strap an Alzheimer's clock to his wrist) so am looking at day date watches. The more over the top and funny, the better.

Alternatively, am thinking of assembling something with a NH36 movement with a blank dial and not putting any hands on it.

Any suggestions welcome.