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Dijkstra on the foolishness of natural language programming
But like, what does he know? He wasn’t an AI-native vibe orchestrator.
All he made was some dinky algorithm. Google Bard could do that in three minutes flat smh.
Thx for sharing this . Really hope people read it.
See, Dijkstra was talking about people trying to create programs in natural language. He didn't say not to use your natural language to hire someone else to make a formal program. This is people using natural language to hire an LLM to make a formal program, and asking LLMs is like asking people, so it's Dijkstra-approved.