[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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When did you ever predict anything I've done? You're just repeating my lines back, showing me how badly I hit a sore point by calling your childish answers out.
And then you try to high-road me, after which you go back to "wyaaah stop writing on forums wyaah" :DD
You can't even observe the conversation let alone control it.
You're here every time I open my phone, like a very loyal (female) dog. And you do the same exact thing everytime yesyoudooyesyoudoo whos a good lil girl you are you are, pat pat
Just to annoy you gonna repost this one of your gems as well.
Another 4. That is a solid 50. About where your iq is sitting. Fucking chud thought you were against spam.
"you like reading and writing and that makes uu stoopid!"
What weird attempts. What is this, a preschool recess? "Hey that guy is better at reading and writing, that means he's stupider than me, neerd!"
Every bit of your screeching and screeming is boring to me. I've seen it hundreds of times. Literally. They're probably still up on Reddit somewhere actually, which in all honesty you've probably checked as well, seeing as how you can't resist my profile and replying to me in several threads, because you feel bad and you think you can make me feel bad.
Sorry bud, the hurt only flows one way. ;>
How long do you plan on keeping this up? Because I've literally gone weeks. There's no thread limit. You can't address anything you've done or anything I've said, all you can manage is "look he writes more than me". Well duh, you're my little bitch, dancing dancing dancing.
Nicely fetched bytheway, just like I said in my previous comment you would. I've met dogs more intelligent than you. :D
4 paragraphs. 66. Wow you're really butthurt. Hiw do think you're winning at this?
Everything you say is projection. So what you're saying there is you are really butthurt. And yes, it's obvious to anyone who sees the thread or your profile, I guess. Must be one hella intellectual looking profile with comments where you whine about how you can't get through four paragraphs..
But still prove me correct in that you can't say anything, address any of your motives for staying in this thread, or why you're here in the first place.
Because you know saying "well he just hurt me so bad yesterday that I can't let go until I hurt him bacl". Unfortunately, nothing you say or do can hurt me, despite your massive butthurt.
Like I said, I've seen this exact tantrum hundreds of times on different platforms throughout the years. It's always the same. Now you think you can just write short replies and it's not much work. (Work because anything to do with reading or writing feels like work to you because it's so hard for you.)
I on the other hand, can address any and all history, both yours and mine, why I'm in the threads I am and why I'm not so pathetic as to stalk a user and use several accounts on mfkin Lemmy to vote manipulate. It's ridiculous.
History like your DM's to me. Why did you send me DM's? Oh right, the butthurt...
Now go on, fetch me a few more tallies, goooood giirl yyeees
5 paragraphs, 75 today. How much of your time are you using to ramble at me?
You mean how much time do I enjoy spending making fun of your ego?
As much as I can get, because you're amusement to me.
However to you reading and writing is something bad and unjoyable. So you're not here because you like writing... so why are you here then?
Why have you stalked me as a user and entered several threads that you've contributed nothing to? Oh right, because I make you so butthurt. Bwahahah
How much of your work-breaks are you spending on having this tantrum?
None 4 paragraphs, 89. Man you really are a whiny bitch.
Ooh, little babby still having a tantrum.
A bitch is a female dog, much more fitting a descriptor to you instead of me. Because when I whistle, you do a thing you're trained to do. Also, you're obsessed with me, like dogs are about their owners.
Also also, your rhetorical output is about on the same level.
So why are you in this thread? Why do you obsess over me? I don't even remember your username, let alone obsess over every cent of your profile, like you do mine.
You'll quit, sooner or later. No-one you're lying to except yourself. And even you don't buy your bs.
4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE WORK.
bitch please, you're trigged.
"trigged"?
You mean "triggered", surely?
You can't write "too" or "triggered". Your grasp of basic English is worse than mine was at 15, and it's my third language, lol.
"he writes a lot, and he shouldn't write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can't control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff"
Everything you say is projection. So you're "trigged". Just like you have been for more than a day now. I've told you I stay in these threads for weeks, because it's hilarious when you finally realise how utterly you're publicly shaming yourself.
And that no matter what you do, this tantrum of yours will be online forever.
Oh right you can't read this far. And you're proud of it. Usually people aren't proud of being illiterate, and actually it's considered a fairly negative thing. Especially for supposed adults.
Perhaps you should start with some children's literature and work your way upwards. You know the ones with only one sentence on the page and the rest is illustration. Sounds like your level. ;>
Now dance bitch. I guess you'll make it at most two more days. Prove me wrong, bitchito.
7, 118. Now you're back to form. Pathetic.
Loser who can't address why he's in this thread can do basic addition.
Are you like, proud of your maths skills, since you've obviously proved your illiteracy?
Why are you in this thread? Why did you DM me? You act like a child, yet you say you've a job, so you're prolly an adult. Which is very confusing, since you're behaving worse than a toddler.
Now fetch me more counts of "paragraphs". (You've a very weak definition of one, btw. But from someone illiterate as you can't really expect much :DD)
I saw them say you wrote 7 entire paragraphs, so I had to unblock you for a moment and read this one. Congrats on breaking 100 today btw
You're the one saying it lol
I can discuss anything in the thread. I'm not avoiding something pathologically. I always wonder, genuinely, who thinks it's an insult to produce more text than them.
For someone of your literacy, writing this much would be, I don't remember how you put it, something something not being calm..Because you can't understand me from your perspectives of getting mad and not writing just because you like it. You prolly think there are winners and losers on forums.
I mean I don't remember what you even argued. Can you give me context? Because unlike you, I genuinely don't give two shits about you. But like this other loser who's obsessing over me, you obsess over me. You didn't unblock me, you just never blocked me, because people who say never do. Well aside from me who literally blocked up until I had to prove to some moron that OP did in fact post 4 times. Was that you?
So yeah, when you can't do nothing but try to get personal online, then you should probably go off and cool down.. However insulting someone whilst being able to actually address the argument, that's different.
And see, I can address anything in the thread, whereas this obsessing illiterate moron can only spam numbers. He'll continue for a day or two and then give up