For those not familiar:
A frog was hopping along the shore of a river looking for a place to cross. He came upon a scorpion sitting on the shore. “Hello, friend frog,” said the scorpion. “It appears you are looking to cross the river. I too want to cross. Would you mind carrying me?”
The frog was taken aback. “Why, if I let you on my back to cross the river, you’d sting me and I would die. I don’t think I’ll do that.”
The scorpion immediately replied, “There is no logic to your concern. If I sting you and you die, I will surely die as well, since I can’t swim. I wouldn’t need a ride if I could swim.”
The frog thought a moment and then said, “Your logic makes sense. Why would you kill me if it would result in your death? Come along and climb on my back and we’ll cross this river.”
The scorpion climbed on the frog’s back and off they went to cross the river.
About halfway across the river, the scorpion raised its tail and stung the frog. The frog was both astounded and disconsolate. “Why did you sting me? Now I will die and you will surely drown and die also.”
The scorpion replied, “I can’t help it. It’s who I am. It’s in my nature.”
That story is ridiculous.
Scorpions don't have lungs so they can't talk.
It was a telepathic scorpion
You're overthinking it, the scorpion likely had psychic abilities.
and laser eyes. it just didn't use them because it wasn't central to the plot
also scorpions can both swim, fly, and phase through matter and choose which stellar object's gravity applies to them. i saw it in a dream so it is true
Oh I get it now. Scorpion venom must be hallucinatory to frogs and what really happened is the scorpion stung the frog before the story even started, causing the frog to hallucinate the entire story as the scorpion was eating it.
And OP is a reincarnation of the frog.
Whew was worried for a second that someone was making up lies on the internet, which would open quite the Pandora's box, so I'm glad it hasn't happened yet.
Also, I'm fairly certain both lack higher reasoning skills to come up with these logical assessments.
Yeah, has a scorpion ever passed a Turing test!?
The most instructions I've ever seen a scorpion follow are "Fight!" and "Finish him!" And I bet that's what the scorpion wanted to do anyways, so I don't think we should count that.
I know one that dresses like a ninja and can breathe fire, tho
Who? Where? Get them over here, right now.
It's most likely just a flame thrower hidden in its clothing. As mentioned earlier, scorpions don't have lungs. Not air lungs and not fire lungs either.
All scorpions study morse code and ASL
Very progressive of them
All classic stories are, which makes them great IMO.
Where did you get this educated in the ways of wisdom ?
I dissect scorpions as a hobby to make sure they haven't developed lungs yet.
They can also survive underwater for a while, from what I remember