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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 176 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

she cant keep getting away with this!

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edit: shes a real youtuber, gary is a /b/diot

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 101 points 3 weeks ago

Anon makes bitter sexist propaganda

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago

Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does she literally have a 1:1 facsimile of his shop/recording studio or is that just thumbnail magic?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 102 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more like does he have a 1:1 facsimile of her shop/recording studio.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Reiterate9120@lemmy.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If he works for the police unfortunately they can't raid the correct address, will threaten innocent people with military grade weapons, then leave once they realize their detective is an idiot without so much as an apology.

I too would be a sad detective man if i couldn't detect a correct street address. I couldn't even get a job as a delivery driver.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Considered a undercover cop in real life, and considered a undercover cop in Lemmy... ...I can never win...