Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef:Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questons that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?" For once, can't just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?" Stan: Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it? Chef: It sure is! Thank you. Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again.🤣
Chef: Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?
Eric Cartman: Excuse me?
Chef: Come on, children. You're my sexual fantasy. Let's all make sweet love.
Kyle: Chef? Are you okay?
Chef: I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.
Stan: Dude, what are you saying?
Chef: [singing] I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children.
Stan: [after a long pause] WHAT?