Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef:Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questons that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?" For once, can't just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?" Stan: Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it? Chef: It sure is! Thank you. Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again.๐คฃ
Chef: "Now children, every problem can be worked out! Now what was it?"
Stan: "We killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach."
Chef: "......"
Chef: silently pushes couch with the children on it outside
Don't forget he tries to sing them a song first! ๐ต "Sometimes you kill your teacher, and they find your seamen in her ๐ต----wait, WHAT?"
Don't forget he came to Eric's later with 4 plane tickets and money chef really had their best interest always miss that guy
And him having the (rare) ability to actually listen to the children and get angry for their sakes in an objectively reasonable manner is lowkey cathartic to see too(like when they told him about Mr Slave)