Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef:Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questons that I shouldn't be answering?! "Chef, what's the clitoris?" "What's a lesbian, Chef?" "How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?" For once, can't just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?" Stan: Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it? Chef: It sure is! Thank you. Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again.๐คฃ
Chef: "Now children, every problem can be worked out! Now what was it?"
Stan: "We killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach."
Chef: "......"
Chef: silently pushes couch with the children on it outside
Don't forget he tries to sing them a song first! ๐ต "Sometimes you kill your teacher, and they find your seamen in her ๐ต----wait, WHAT?"