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Imagine you were stuck in The Vatican for the rest of your life what would you do? (piefed.zip)
submitted 1 month ago by Sunshine@piefed.zip to c/ask@piefed.social
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How would you use the small area.

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[–] Sunshine@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re persona non-grata and will be arrested if you enter Italian territory.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The fuck did I do?

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Publicly broke spaghetti in half before cooking them too much.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Nobody can stop me!

[–] Sunshine@piefed.zip 10 points 1 month ago

You were a member of Passione who defaced the colosseum and ordered pineapple on Pizza. Your plea deal stipulates that you’re required to remain in The Vatican so that your soul can be saved.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Have a criminal lack of imagination :p