xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard
Title text:
Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/
I've seen this a few times and just started at them and told them they were an idiot.
they unironically wanted to go on "one". dumbasses