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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard (imgs.xkcd.com)
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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

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[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Five is right out!

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

This translates to 1 - 2 - 3 - GO!