edit: I showed my wife the comments on this post and she said "I like that everyone is agreeing with me."
I still love the monkey. Oh, and the wife.
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I got it from Good Will. There are three things I got there that my wife hates and I love. I don't have an antagonistic relationship with her in general, but those three things were items I needed.
I'm willing to yield on almost everything else, but how can you say no to a creepy coconut monkey?
No
You're clearly a stronger person than I.
Personal preference over matrimonial harmony. It's a bit of a no-brainer, yes?
If I really thought this would upset my wife, I wouldn't have gotten it. I sometimes enjoy when we play the game of annoying each other, but if I thought something would genuinely upset her, I wouldn't do it. Teasing is fun for both participants. Actually being a jerk, less so.
You're an excellent spouse. Sorry for the over analysis.
Thank you for saying so. There is no need to apologize.
No.