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Anon orders pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Thanks to the unlikely union of healthcare and fastfood joint workers as two sides of the same machine.

But realistically:

No orders on friday.

Check into hospitals if he finally got it from eating Pizza Hut special (tm).

Call him uncle Sammy, say he is demented and weird about american shenanigans and tips everyone uncontrollably.

They got me the guy.