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[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.

"Today Microsoft and Adobe are announcing further AI integration of their products. This AI will tune software performance in an attempt to counteract the slowing effects of previous rounds of AI integration."

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Good god 🤣

I hate how accurate this is.