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Anon thinks about Truman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 21 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 73 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

They also raised him. It's not like sexual predators just appear out of nowhere.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Idk when I came out as gay, or in my parents eyes, a child molester. They asked if I was touched as child by a priest or family friend. Of course they were wrong, I was just born this way.

I really need to start posting on an anonymous acct

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Say what you like about Christof, at least he didn't molest Truman as a kid, leading to him becoming a sexual oredator himself."

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I know it was typo, but the mental image of a sexual orator pleased me greatly, "Four score and, how You doin'?!"

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 14 hours ago

Imagine if he was a sexual orabator all lookin in the mirror like oh yeah you like that beard don’t you oh what you want I should take off this hat General Lee mmm (strokes beard) call me Mr President then well talk meet u at appopatjx nnngh