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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes people just decide for evil.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

i mean

i was in two hit and runs today. two! at nonconsecutive intersections. while stopped. the bastards hit the same mirror. it still works, it's just missing the plastic fairing now because some jackass decided to split lanes and plow into my mirror. and then another jackass did. like what the hell. if you've ever gotten a sign from the universe to go back to bed.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago

Me too, I also sleept poorly.

I choose sleep.