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He's also been raised to perceive the world as Christof (Christophe? Kristof? Ed Harris' character) designed it. So ubiquitous product placement would not have felt strange to him, or even people overly talking about a product, because he'd have nothing to compare this behavior to. Not until he began to suspect things, which is when he confronts his wife ("who the hell are you talking to?")