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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian

How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Maicyn? Pronounced "Mason", I assume?

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago

Exploiting your kids for views. Though it was funny if I ignore that.

No I think he has to fist you first, so you can then shit his hand into the drawer.