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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"And you thought I was fucked up? I didn't have anything to do with that! I just eat children!"

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 19 hours ago

Oh come on use the original.

(also maybe don't do child gang bangs in your books, its a bit weird)