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im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.
Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.
Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol
FUCK I need to water my plants.
Go ahead and water yourself while you're at it
Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!
I'll have to try that
FUCK, I should really set an alarm
So say, we all.
Your plants, probably.
For some reason, this flashed into my mind
For your cats is an absolutely beautiful purpose and reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.
Your cats will eat you when you die
We all express love in different ways.
Just get a cat door
And? Your dad will bury and/or incinerate you. At least the cats get some use out of you.