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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

You've been hanging with the wrong gays

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago

They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago

Calm down, Pol Pot