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Your bee guide for the summer (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So do bats. I propose we trade all of the wasps for some quantity of bats.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bats are straight UP homies. Them and dragonflies. Did you know dragon flies are mid air hunters with a 100% success kill rate? I think Sir Savid Attenborough said about their predatory prowess, and I quote, "like hunting kites with a motherfucking Apache attack helicopter, yo"

[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You want hemoragic fevers? That's how you get hemoragic fevers.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 1 points 17 hours ago

and rabies

i’ll take srings over possible rabies

[–] gh0stb4tz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Now you’re speaking my language.