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[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nope. A boomer is anybody older than you whom you disagree with, just like millennials are those younger than you who you disagree with and Gen Z are those younger than you who uses a social network you dislike.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nope, it's short for "baby boomer."

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Nope, it's short for "baby boomer."

Hey everyone, this boomer doesn't understand jokes.