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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is why I get so upset about people who keep their pets off-leash in public. "BuT it'S DanGeroUs tO ride a biKe With A doG on Its LeAD." Yeah, but what about when your off-leash dog encounters someone's off-leash bear and it outpaces you on a mountain bike. Now you're gonna go home and question if you're a shitty bicyclist, and those are the scars that'll never heal.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You train recall? It's like the first thing you want to train, and arguably the only mandatory thing you need to teach a dog. Notice how the collie in the video came back as soon as it was called?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I seriously thought that my part about an "off-leash bear" would be indicator enough that my comment was sarcasm, but obviously not. I think I buried it too deep in too long of a joke.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I did think the off-leash bear part was pretty funny. But there are many (specifically Americans) who think it's crazy to let a dog off the lead under any circumstance.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I keep my dogs on-leash because they think that stink animals and spike pigs are friends.

[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

someone’s off-leash bear lmao

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah it made me lol

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this sarcasm? That's a black bear, generally safe, you can tell it's not protecting it's babies because it ran away from the dog. Also I live in a very rural area and I've only ever seen a black bear once on trails. Meanwhile I've almost run over a dog not on a leash several times, I can't imagine how difficult riding with a leashed dog would be.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's sarcasm. Hence the "off-leash bear" and that a bear outpacing you would cause emotional damage. But it seems I did a pretty shitty job of making a joke.

Ah good, I'm also not that good at picking up sarcasm on the Internet...