this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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[–] remon@ani.social 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Seems imbalanced these days.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Make it some vague definitely-not-china country.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Greenland, except the Greenlanders are twenty foot tall trolls that can bring down F22s with thrown boulders.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I would play that.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

You're gonna force me to play an asian character? The woke oppression of us gamers never stops.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

yeah, one has way more stripes than the other