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Well DAMMIT man, don't just stand there with your massively unkempt beard, bleached, pointy dunce hat, and lack of specifying either Lee, Levi, or Wrangler jeans! (media.piefed.social)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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Can't even get his own prideful denim pantalones in order, hoh boy...

(oh nevermind, it's all saved by his ZZ-Top sunglasses)

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck those guys for soiling the term "grand wizard".

I've got the vague frame of a joke somewhere around that involving the only orbs they've ever pondered being their own testicles, but good wording for it isn't coming to me.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Your point is very valid, not just because of your cool username, but also because they fully soiled that title.

And even being somewhat incomplete, your joke is funny and I had a good laugh. Thank you for sharing, wizardbeard!