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Anon tries to break the ice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think he means she’s processing his items at the cash register

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's more plausible than my attempt, hah.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People definitely do interpret customer service as flirting though

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

i mean customer service very very occasionally is flirting. rarely enough that you should just assume it's not, but often enough that those people who don't get flirted with and will take any and every chance will flirt back out of desparate hope.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Thinking about it, I'd say the average Anon wouldn't state with confidence "she was checking me out / flirting with me".

So fuck you, your answer is clearly the better one. 😜

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, that's the joke