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[–] Boingboing_r@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Once asked a girl what the orange ribbon on her jacket signified. She said domestic violence. I asked for or against? Sometimes I should just not be allowed to speak.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The 'against' ribbon is orange. The 'For' ribbon is black and blue.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I saw a black and blue ribbon once. Everyone piled on me shouting that it is actually white and gold.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago

I heard Zanny.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I thought it was red white and blue.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

Either that or a police badge

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 1 day ago

That’s not so bad. If you want to filter out people who don’t share your dark sense of humour, it could work