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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

Anywhere you have trees there are chopsticks. The only time I use them is when I don't have silverware in the wilds, either the wilds of the woods or the wilds of the endless wastelands of the automobile lands. Break off a couple twigs.