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Anon suspects danger (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 19 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 62 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Befriend her BF, get him into multiplayer gaming, Lego, and Warhammer, and let him ruin his relationship with her as he gets deeper into these hobbies.

That'll show her.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 8 hours ago

Why commit him to plastic crack? Why not normal crack?

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 14 hours ago

Fuck him too.

Talk them into adoring witch hunter ethos, drop some black library pdfs, then present oneself as a witch to burn on some phallic object.