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Anon's lil bro goes through his first break up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because I attract mentally unwell women, that's why.

It's been my entire life, since I was a child. When I was 10 years I had 16 year old girls sexually harass me in the library. I was too innocent to know what was going on and the librarian basically kicked them out because they would not leave me alone after I politely asked them to do so. Then year after year I had some weird crazy woman harassing me or stalking me, on the regular. In high school I had a stalker, in college I had a woman break into my dorm room to leave me love notes, etc.

When I post my dating profile to reddit years ago, I got many crazy women DMing me. Something about my face just drives them wild and they start projecting their crazy psycho fantasies onto me. Normal women don't find me attractive, they just think I'm boring. But if she is damaged and not taking her meds, she thinks I'm the hottest guy ever.