Maybe we are just all whores and don't know it.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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Nobody will pay me :(
You just need to connect with the proper audience
Whip it out at the theater. Got it.
Hey, you got bills to pay
Clearly you are too picky on which clients you will take. Remember when you are starting out as a new business you have to be willing to take any client you can. When you have a good reputation then you can be more picky
I don't have a job right now for a couple of reasons, but I do get a sort of allowance from my wife and we have sex. Does that make me a whore? I mean I'm okay with that, I'm just wondering.
First off now we all know why you post so much 😂
I would say that you are at least at the bare minimum you are whore adjacent. But seeing you can read the shirt....
I think we would have to dive deeper in the intricacies of your sex life and I for one don't want to know.
P.S. I hope you are making some progress on your health.
Speak for your self!
I much prefer to just speak for everyone. And clearly you can read the shirt on the left. Shirts don't lie.
The duality is that they both have both shirts.
So you attract women with the hoodie, and when you get intimate you take it off and then the text on the t-reads "only whores can read this"
It's humour, on multiple layers. Layers. Ba dum tss
Like that soccer player.
The world is a better place with whores
I assume the whore shirt guy has read his own shirt too.
Nah, he can't read.
Plus, you're not a whore if you suck cock for free.
Maybe I like being spit on and called a dirty whore even when I do it for free. Don't step on my dreams.
I don't get it. The guy on the right is just wearing a blank shirt?
I don't get it, is the guy on the right supposed to be funny?
I think so. In reality he just looks like a massive dick.
See, it's a joke because where he comes from, education is restricted to sex workers. He actually can't read his own shirt.
i think he is saying he wouldn't turn his back on men or ladies.
only whores can read this
Why is no one mentioning the giant eggplant??
WHY is there a giant eggplant???
Wtf, I swear that wasn't there before.
We don't talk about the eggplant.
I think the real question is why does every other picture not have a giant eggplant in it.
Guys who wear hats and don't, a conflict old as time.
It seems odd that the only bald guy is the only guy not wearing a hat
Maybe they are all bald
Well you can see hair on the other three. Especially on the dumb ones head
Sorry, couldn't read the image. I got distracted by the notorious Lack of Ass in this pic.
The world is a better place with whores in it.
World is a better place with horse in it.
Ooo that pony is young, they still have their milk teeth.
No. A vote for me is a vote for equinicide. The only good horse is sausage.
So the world is a better place with a whore like me in it.
Woke as fuck to draw solidarity with sex workers by implying we could all be sex workers if the circumstances required it to survive. We all learned to read to survive in our society, which when i think about it is a great place to begin a conversation about the illusions of freedom and acceptance our society peddles to us through empty plattitudes and appeals to vague nationalistic values that go on and on about intentions but never consequences or realities. Plus it acknowledges that except for our asexual frieinds we are all pretty obsessed with sex.
I’m your whore daddy
I can only read the shirt on the right. The left one is blank.
I wish my life were this interesting.
The guy on the right must be >6'. Husband material, if you believe all the profiles.
The man at the cash register is 5'11"
Maybe they are together and they are in agreement that the world is better with rhymes with oars in it.
#SexWorkIsRealWork
#SexWorkersUnite