TwentySeven

With light bulbs, there is a trade off between longevity and efficiency.

Efficient shorter lasting bulbs are the superior product, they save the consumer money (at the expense of the inconvenience of having to replace them a little more often)

Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

I read this as "save on Amazon" and though it was about Internet shopping

#2 literally shows an item priced at $14.88

What about Milf Island?

I'm not doubting you, but that's certainly less common than the drive through ATM

The article doesn't actually say they are phasing out pouches, just that they are introducing bottles.

How would you label NBC?

No heterosexual marriage allowed?

Two days later, which is "on the third day."

Elizabeth Warren?