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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit! You mean it’s ok to not commit atrocities atrocities? What an innovative new idea.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 day ago

That's just the most fun headline that I've read today. It's fun on so many levels! I'm closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can't predict when anything will measure up to this again.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

Fuck, where is it? I know I put it somewhere around here. It was just here! I hate it when this happens. OH! Here we go…

Tiniest fucking violin, shithead. Hope it tastes great.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.

Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I'm certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 6 days ago

His eyes sure look frightened.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 70 points 6 days ago

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago

I wish you well. Good luck!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 week ago

That explains it. All the mystical, mythological stories in the past weren't fanciful fairytales after all. Turns out that ancient people had sophisticated science that we still don't understand. Holy shit, all those history channel shows about ancient aliens or whatever were right!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Can we also make people who still pay for things at a store with a check go to the bad one? It was before the pan, but I couldn't believe what I was seeing when a lady pulled out her checkbook in front of me at the checkout line. Gtf outta here.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gosh, Joe. Is Trump bad? Does he want to do bad things? Was voting for him bad? Does that make you bad?

Don't worry about it, buddy. You were still right to tell everyone you supported him and would vote for him and that you wanted him to hold you in his big strong pudding-arms while you fell asleep. You were right to support him on air with your millions of idiot listeners. It's ok, pal. Just let everyone know that you don't approve of this latest bad stuff and then it's not your fault. There you go, guy.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It's only fair. /s

 

What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it's fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.

 

Such a badass.

“Absolutely there are people I don’t like, and I would like to put them on one of Musk’s spaceships and send them all off to the planet he’s sure he’s going to discover … He’d be the host … Along with Musk would be Trump … And then I would put Putin in there. And I would put President Xi. I’d certainly put Netanyahu in there, and his far-right government. Put them all on that spaceship and send them off.”

– Jane Goodall

 

I wanted to post this yesterday, but my instance was having issues the entire day. Apologies if this is a repost.

Shi allegedly sent a message to Oppo saying that he was working to “collect as much information as possible” before starting his job. And he searched the internet for terms like “how to wipe out macbook” and “Can somebody see if I’ve opened a file on a shared drive?” from his Apple-issued MacBook before leaving the company.

For someone who is presumably pretty intelligent, this is pretty dumb.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/40892139

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/40892136

It's amazing to me that we can still find new heavenly bodies within our own solar system in 2025. Not to mention the possibility that we have data that suggests there might be yet another beyond Pluto, but that's still speculative.

Science: one of the only topics that doesn't suck in 2025.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/40892136

It's amazing to me that we can still find new heavenly bodies within our own solar system in 2025. Not to mention the possibility that we have data that suggests there might be yet another beyond Pluto, but that's still speculative.

Science: one of the only topics that doesn't suck in 2025.

 

It's amazing to me that we can still find new heavenly bodies within our own solar system in 2025. Not to mention the possibility that we have data that suggests there might be yet another beyond Pluto, but that's still speculative.

Science: one of the only topics that doesn't suck in 2025.

 

Mark Rober is the Glitter Bomb guy. This has potential.

 

I can’t imagine how this could go poorly. /s

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/40535172

“What's really interesting about humans and their ancestors is we're a technologically dependent species,” Finestone said. “We rely on tools. We're obligate tool users. We don't do it opportunistically or occasionally the way that a lot of other animals use tools. It's really become ingrained in our way of life, in our survival, and our foraging strategies across all people and all cultures.”

The study of early hominins (our cousins) and the many branches in the path of our evolution is easily my favorite area of science. This topic is evergreen, with new discoveries every year that frequently upend our understanding of the landscape. Dinos and the like are fave number two.

 

The person accidentally added to the group chat, which appears to contain six people, said they had no idea why they had received these messages, and shared screenshots of the chat with 404 Media. 404 Media granted the person anonymity to protect them from retaliation.

One of six will not be hard to find… I mean, what?

 

What could possibly go wrong?!

Also, it’s really cool how everything is going straight to hell. /s

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