That's just the most fun headline that I've read today. It's fun on so many levels! I'm closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can't predict when anything will measure up to this again.
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Fuck, where is it? I know I put it somewhere around here. It was just here! I hate it when this happens. OH! Here we go…
Tiniest fucking violin, shithead. Hope it tastes great.
Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.
Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I'm certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).
His eyes sure look frightened.
Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.
I wish you well. Good luck!
I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.
That explains it. All the mystical, mythological stories in the past weren't fanciful fairytales after all. Turns out that ancient people had sophisticated science that we still don't understand. Holy shit, all those history channel shows about ancient aliens or whatever were right!
Can we also make people who still pay for things at a store with a check go to the bad one? It was before the pan, but I couldn't believe what I was seeing when a lady pulled out her checkbook in front of me at the checkout line. Gtf outta here.
Gosh, Joe. Is Trump bad? Does he want to do bad things? Was voting for him bad? Does that make you bad?
Don't worry about it, buddy. You were still right to tell everyone you supported him and would vote for him and that you wanted him to hold you in his big strong pudding-arms while you fell asleep. You were right to support him on air with your millions of idiot listeners. It's ok, pal. Just let everyone know that you don't approve of this latest bad stuff and then it's not your fault. There you go, guy.
That's the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It's only fair. /s
Oh shit! You mean it’s ok to not commit atrocities atrocities? What an innovative new idea.