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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From what I remember, the Mirror on the Wall never said she was ugly, just that Snow White was "the fairest of them all," or "the prettiest/most beautiful one of them all." She could have been pretty still, just not the prettiest.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Hey mirror, isn't that girl like 12?"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well it didn't say she was the most bangable of them all

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Wasn't the queen supposed to be the second most beautiful in the land though?

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror was but one pedophile inside the kindom of pedophiles.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... THAT ... was always my take as well. Just, wtf, Disney?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That story is at least 120 years older than Disney's implementation. In the original the huntsman brought back Snow White's supposed lungs and liver which the queen then ate.