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[–] stetech@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

in-class bathroom that you can hear through from the regular classroom…? wtf?

is this a regular occurrence in burgerland?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Classroom bathroom introduced in most american public schools was modeled after the prisoncell bathroom due to the lack of privacy and low cost.

[–] lostmypasswordanew@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Wait, this is actually a thing?

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 days ago

No, only in elementary schools.

What they're getting confused about is that a lot of architecture firms that design prisons also design high schools because - shockingly - both of those institutions are designed around moving large numbers of people to different areas throughout the day.

My high school was designed by one of those firms and it wasn't weird. You could see it in the little details, though. There were exactly two places in any of the hallways where you couldn't see a clock, so nobody could say they ran late because they didn't know what time it was. The architects just decided where they would place cameras in a prison and swapped them out for digital clocks.

[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

In the school district i work in, elementary schools have bathrooms in the kindergarten rooms, never seen one in a high school though

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Wasn't for me but that was 20 years ago

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

I've only seen them in elementary school classes where students tend to stay in the same class most of the day. But in middle and highschools there is usually a more traditional multi stall bathroom shared with multiple classrooms.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago

Not in any school I've been to.

[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world -4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah... and people want to argue there is no difference in public schools vs. private school.

You get what you pay for. If one pays for a better education, one gets a better education.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can guarantee that private school kids do the exact same shit as public school kids. They just have more money, so they can get into more expensive shenanigans, and their parents are able to smooth it over with the cops/lawyers better afterwards.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

All the kids at my school smoked weed. Not at the private catholic school next door, though. They all could afford cocaine.

[–] Letsdothis@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

... But no... First, we shouldn't over generalize or stereotype. Although I'm sure some private schools are shit, most are better than shit public schools because they make a lot of money and can afford to higher teachers that aren't inept.. Occurrences like this are much less likely to happen in a private school. Nothing even close to that kinda shit happened in my private school. The kids I graduated with went to college and got a job. I also had many public school friends, and many of them didn't go to college after high school. The ones that did go to college were much less prepared than their private school counterparts.

I realize this is only my own personal experience, but there it is.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

God damn, imagine beating your own meat that into it. I dont think I've ever been gruntin' and shit while jorkin'

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Try adding butt play into things. Seriously. Takes it to a whole new level.

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's crazy to me that some men haven't shoved things in their ass. Like half of male sexual pleasure is up your butt.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Tried it. Felt like shit.