Oh. No, I ate dontbeleivethis' onion too. People are to weird to trust that anything is sarcasm these days.
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I knew it was making a statement from the moment I first watched it.
This is the first time I've ever understood what that statement was.
Yup. This is the one I thought of too. It uses all the English noises, but has none of the actual words. It's super trippy actually.
This is my guess too. I personally knew of some examples dating back to the 70s using it, but apparently 'coolness' as a term has been around since at least the 15th century.
Ha! Shows what you know. I got a 256 year subscription at only 10x the price!
Not that i'm aware of. Start10 can replace the default start menu though. https://www.stardock.com/products/start10/
The twitter thread is a fabrication.
The react native shit? all true. True enough that MS made an announcement talking about how they had removed it even. https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/03/21/microsoft-confirms-windows-11-start-menu-performance-boost-shift-to-winui-from-web-based-components/
As far as I can tell, react native is a way to make easy cross-compatible gui components in javascript. One of the more stupid things ms has done lately.
you dont get to sacrifice peoples bodily autonomy because it might be good for fucking society.
Just curious, what's your position on vaccinations?
Lmaoooooo. What if people started pressing start to fix their game fps because that?
Ah gotcha. So it's not strictly correct to call the whole start menu a react application, just a part of it that always loads when you press the start button.
I'm all for being correct, but MS absolutely deserves being clowned on for this.
Honestly, I think I like these definitions best. Just2look is also probably correct about a lot of people too though.