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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon is irresistible (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Chargin

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The only winning move is not to play

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

When I was in school I asked my first crush if she wanted to go out with me and she said yes.

It was at that moment I realized I had no idea what I was actually doing and never did it again.