BodilessGaze

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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why is the giant tentacle monster in the desert? Someone should help the poor thing get back to the ocean before it dehydrates

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

The problem is Alfred Hitchcock is dead. He's the only one that could do this justice.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Why stairs? Wouldn't fireman poles work better?

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 219 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 73 points 1 month ago

If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Bro's whole world was shattered when he discovered Marika is trans

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't think of any possible problem with this. It's flawless. Kudos to anon for discovering such a bulletproof plan.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 256 points 3 months ago (23 children)

Harris will be able to serve two terms. The 22nd amendment says:

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once

The second clause applies to vice presidents taking over, but since there's less than two years left in Biden's term, it won't come into effect.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

It depends on the role. My first job was doing manual QE on Windows, and knowing Linux wasn't much help at the time, but it did help me transition to a coding role in the same company a year later. I'm now doing platform engineering at a major tech company, but that has a very high barrier to entry, which I suspect is the case for most roles that are Linux-focused. If you're trying to get your foot in the door, I think you should look at job profiles for low barrier to entry roles (e.g. tech support) and try to work your way up.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In the US, some employers do pay out vacation, but many don't, because there's no law requiring them to do so. It's perfectly legal to offer literally zero vacation days.

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