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[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Why aren't there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with "I broughted you a pwesent ^w^" energy.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 5 points 10 months ago

Would be far more destructive on first world countries than third world countries

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

The "you are an idiot" one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I wrote a "virus" in college, which basically:

  1. took a screenshot of the entire desktop
  2. displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
  3. would only go away if you typed "@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me" or something

Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn't fix it. :)

[–] savedbythezsh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said "system out of memory". Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as "Nvidia game scanner service.exe" in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

May i point you to a thing i've once made:

https://github.com/MHanak1/pierogi-rust

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I think that's because most viruses aren't made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone's computer).

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That'd be hilarious lmao. Just a "windows is updating" progress bar while in the background it installs Mint, complete with transferring users/passwords, then "rebooting..." BAM Mint.

Idk how possible that'd be but a man can dream.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

previous license key invalidated, now you'll see what's the REAL ransomware ;)

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

are you referring to a gnu system?

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Why did the folder have a file extension

[–] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's an ancient meme rooted in green text brevity, intentionally misused to form another ancient meme, leading through yet another to a fourth.

Appending .exe to whatever states that the contextually implied action was performed. For example:

payday

groceries.exe

steak on sale

dinner.exe

It's being used here to obfuscate a folder, as file format was used to obfuscate distribution of the LOIC in the picture of the "It's dangerous to go alone..." meme.

But, the cake is a lie. It was Morgan Freeman, all along.

I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

maybe someone once performed a command like "for all files in this folder without an extension, append .exe to them" and didn't exclude subdirectories from that

no nothing similar has ever happened to me, nuh-uh, why would you ever suspect that

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Because there's nothing to prevent it.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well there's always self-executing archives

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Because that would be a folder extension in case of a folder.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Perfect way to get a nasty virus.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have many a time been tempted to buy a bunch of cheap flashdrives, fill them with weird shit and just leave them in places.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

Researching the Zodiac killer and the Mansons has left me wanting to start a new countercultural movement. Just, you know, with less killing. ... At least a little bit less killing.

[–] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

It's all fun and games until a black van starts following you

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Either brave or stupid plugging in a random flash drive they found on the street.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just plug it into an air gapped machine with a Linux live environment

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How many people have one of those floating around?

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Surely lots. There are dramatically more phones on the planet than people.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Average person? Probably not many. But it's also not some expensive, rare, hard to have thing. I have several raspberry pi's that could easily serve the purpose by just not connecting a new image to a network.

[–] brunchyvirus@fedia.io 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah the cheapest way, too bad the rpi 4/5 and future versions make it possible to write to the eeprom. Atleast it sounds like the newer ones have a way to make it write protected via a jumper or something.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sure, but I mean the chances of someone creating a virus specifically to run when plugged into a pi running pi OS or other Linux os with the purpose of attacking the eeprom, delivered by dropping usb sticks in public is so ridiculously small it has to be functionally non existent.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I'd honestly just run it on my Linux laptop with the network disabled. It's old, so if it gets wrecked, I'm really not out much. And the risk of someone bothering to target Linux is incredibly small, so I'm comfortable with the risk.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Could be a USB killer, it'll fry your PC no matter what it's running.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does Morgan Freeman run on Wine?

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Worked for me on glorious egg roll latest.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I run Morgan Freeman in VirtualBox just to be on the safe side.