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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon hangs out at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Anon didn't get laid.

Story is probably true.

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Napoleon Dynamite kind of story. Love that movie. Pedro is numero uno.

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 1 points 10 months ago

Courtship rituals

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

9.5/10
Not really my type

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Anon is into 10/10 men.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Didn't get it

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I think the joke is just that this is psychopath behaviour

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

Fake: Mustache
Gay: not his “type”

I’m onto you anon.